A Bit About Appliance Discrimination

12:45pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Hey there... can you share this to your friends? We need a little help, after the lightning strike.
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/904961/fblk

Lightning Never Strikes Twice...
www.indiegogo.com
Our Lair was damaged by lightning...

12:47pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Sure!
And hello to you too

12:50pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Thanks!
sorry... I'm really stressed out

12:50pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
No worries I completely understand

12:50pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
It's been a tough month

12:50pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
I can only imagine, beautiful
I'll do what I can to help

12:52pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Thank you I hope enough people pitch-in $10 that we can at least get some of the repairs paid off.
or maybe fix our fridge
did you know... Freezers are not supposed to be over 100f?
Our fridge doesn't

12:56pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Dohhh I hate it when my fridge doesn't know stuff.
I try to take it to school
But alas it is still as dumb as a stump

12:57pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Plus, also... it can't walk, so everyone's always rude... "Why are you on the ramp?" "Why are you in the elevator?"
Have you ever heard of equal access??

12:58pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Exactly!!!
Fridge discrimination is a huge problem in our country
I overheard my fridge planning a walk on The Capitol
Show people that they are people too

12:59pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Appliance discrimination, in general

12:59pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Exactly

12:59pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Have you told your fridge that it can't walk, yet?
You might wanna break the news, before it gets to The Capitol.

1:00pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
I don't want to focus on the negative
So I thought wheels

1:00pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Actually... fridges work WITH negative... temperatures

1:00pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
No way lol

1:01pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Yeah... but mine's breaking out of the mold

1:01pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Okay I will Break the news to mine

1:01pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
I think it's time to let it get on with its life

1:01pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Appliance power
Viva la resistance!!!

1:04pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
REMEMBER, remember...

1:09pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Oh, who's your favorite fae...?

1:10pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Elves but of course

1:10pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Elves are the bestest! ^_^

1:10pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Yes they are
Miguel the pimp elf
Awwwwwwww yeah!!

1:11pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Watch where you're pushin' that... You might fall down the handicap ramp...

1:12pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
My fridge will catch me
And she better have all my ice
Not half, but all my ice

1:13pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
No... she's mad at you for dumping the last batch on your head
She made you NO ice.

1:13pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Ohhhhh hell no
She knows better
If not it's the rack for her

1:14pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
See? Mine's so against wasting ice that he's being a dick about this shit

1:14pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Damn did I say that out loud

1:15pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
nope, you typed it

1:15pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Lol
Your fridge is being a dick

1:16pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Yuppp...
But my stove still loves me

1:16pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
You should kick it's ass to the curb and get yourself a fridge that can keep you in the Ice you are accustomed too
Your stove knows a good thing when it sees it
It knows it can't find any better love than Nevy love

1:18pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Well... that & I cook all the awesome things
ALL OF THEM

1:19pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Exactly. Your stove is in heaven

1:22pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
The stove knows there's no better woman than you
Smart stove really
Smarter than that dickish fridge of yours

1:23pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
And... it cleans its self

1:23pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Seriously I never knew what you saw in that dick
Ohhhhh fuck
It cooks and cleans?
That's a keeper

1:24pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
He was here when I got the place... a squatter, I guess you couls say
So I said, "What the hell? He can do the job..."
Pffft

1:24pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
He offered you some ice didn't he?
Told you to stick with him
He'll COOL the world for you baby
Fucking gigolos
Fridges are the worst too
Playing it all cool on the outside
On the inside being a hot mess

1:29pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
Right?
Not like a toilette, though... You think: "There's a cool fellow..." But really he's all sweaty & clammy & Takes shit from everyone.

1:32pm
Miguel Ãngel Evil !!!!
Exactly. Everyone shits on him and I hear it likes some kinky shit too.
I heard the toilet loves to be peed on
Such a submissive bastard
I can't even look at him without shaking my head

1:35pm
Neffydd ferchMaelgwyn
ALRIGHT! I'm tapping out... there's no way I can beat that. *Shakes fist*